Places, people, and everything else is pure fiction. Excuse me for copying the village name from the works of one of my favourite authors, R.K.Narayan. How I wish I can write a story like him one day.
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The Fortune Teller
‘We have to start early in the morning. Sleep well,’ said Krishna to his wife.
‘Will there be many people?’ she asked.
‘People reach there before sunrise and wait in a long queue.’
‘Then we should start by four in the morning as it takes an hour to drive on our old bike.’
He switched off the light and they slept. Both of them excited about the next morning’s trip to Halgudi. A small, yet famous village that was fifty miles away from their small town.
The old alarm clock which uses manual key woke them up with a sound that is irritating if you hear it during the day. They took bath in cold water and did daily rituals to the God and started on their old motor bike. It had a faint light that could only let others see you rather than helping you see the road.
They were happily married for twelve years. They could have been a more happier couple if they hadn’t this one problem in their lives.
They reached Halgudi before the sunrise and the roosters were crowing in bliss oblivious of the curses from the people whose sleep was being disturbed. Krishna stopped his motor bike near a roadside tea shop to drink tea and also to get directions to the fortune teller’s house. Everyone in this village knew where this house was. People from all parts of the state and sometimes over enthusiastic travellers from foreign too visited this man who supposedly knew your future and promised a better future too. Ask him anything and he has an answer. He knows when you are going to have kids, when you will become rich, how you can become rich, where is the stolen gold from your house and who the thief is, when your children will get married and their children too if you are interested, then he knows who is going to win elections, how you have an impending danger and what you need to do to avoid it, and everything else you want to know about your life that you think will make you happy.
There was a legend about this man that he visits Delhi every year and stays in a five star hotel and famous politicians go to him. No one knew if this was a marketing gimmick or in fact this man really does go to Delhi. But he was not found in the village during every March. Sometimes people travelled from long distances to see him and only to return disappointed knowing he will not be there for a month.
They quickly drank tea and got the directions from an old man who was smoking his first cigarette of the day.
He started the bike and they reached the fortune teller’s house after asking a couple of people for directions again. The night was disappearing gradually and by the time they reached, they could see the contrasting house which stood rather lavishly against a backdrop of old and unsophisticated houses. The house had a big front yard where the crowds stood in a queue and also there was enough place for the people who accompanied. There were at least twenty people already in the queue. Krishna paid the money to a boy who was sleepily brushing his teeth . The boy took the money and spat the white foam out of his mouth and gave a white paper to Krishna and told him to write down the things he wanted to ask the fortune teller.
While his wife stood in the queue under the open sky, Krishna sat down on the floor and wrote what they wanted to ask.
More crowd came as the day brightened. Exactly at seven, the boy went and shut the gate after he let a few people in after they argued with him and paid him a bribe.
There was a tea stall that sold many food items apart from tea and few people put their footwear or a hand kerchief in their places in the queue and went to the shop to drink or eat. There was a quarrel between two old men about their exchanged kerchiefs. Finally, they settled the dispute cursing each other and coming to a conclusion that the kerchiefs were exchanged by someone else.
The door to the main hall was opened ten minutes before eight and a small boy gave a token to each person in the queue as they entered one at a time thorough the half closed door. They were seated in rows of white plastic chairs. First row was reserved for VIPs. The fortune teller, accompanied by a short man who had a large head that stood peculiarly against his short body, entered the hall exactly at eight and everyone in the hall stood up with a reverence that paralleled to what they offer to the God. The fortune teller, however, looked peaceful in white pant and shirt, with a smile that was more than reassuring the futures of the crowd that couldn’t wait any longer. Krishna thought that the fortune teller looked to be in his late forties, but the long beard made it difficult to guess his age.
The fortune teller sat in a chair at least fifteen feet away from the chairs where people sat to make sure the discussion was not audible to the others in the room.
Finally, the number twenty one was called and in fact Krishna’s wife thought that the number was a positive sign when she first saw the token. Both of them went and sat cross-legged on the floor in front of the fortune teller. Krishna handed over the paper to the short man. Short man read the questions in the ear of the fortune teller.
The fortune teller smiled mystically while caressing his long half-grey beard. The smile looked to our couple like a divine blessing for their future. Then the fortune teller closed his eyes and meditated while his two thumbs started tapping his other fingers in a calculated gesture and the smile was still there except that it wasn’t reassuring any more.
He opened his eyes slowly and whispered something in the ears of the short man who never had to bend his body. To guess short man’s age was impossible. On their next visit, they had to learn that he was in his early twenties and was with the fortune teller for as long as he could remember.
Short man smiled and nodded his head with respectful agreement. Then the fortune teller turned to the couple.
‘May god bless you. I see why your wish is not coming true from twelve years. There is something obstructing your way. You need to follow the rituals which I am going to tell you now for a month. Come and see me again after thirty days on the full moon day. And you will be surprised. Trust in God and do the rituals without fail,’ said the fortune teller while the couple listened to it like the divine wisdom.
They stood up and paid some money to the short man and hesitatingly left the presence of the fortune teller while the next person in line was eagerly waiting.
Every day for next thirty days, they did the rituals without fail. Krishna woke up before the sunrise and took cold water bath for thirty days and followed up with a hour long rituals while his wife was devoted enough to assist his husband. Most importantly, they were told to not have sex for these thirty days.
They waited for the next new moon day eagerly to meet the fortune teller again. He promised a solution to their problem.
The full moon day came and they went to see the fortune teller. The drive on the old bike did not seem as difficult as it was the first time. They stopped at the same tea shop more out of superstition than a need and then they reached the house without asking anyone for directions this time. They saw the same old man smoking near the shop whom they asked directions for the first time.
When they reached the house, they saw a huge crowd which was unlike the last visit. And there were some police too.
”There must be a VIP visiting,’ said Krishna to his wife.
‘May be our local politician as the elections are near by,’ added his wife.
The crowd near the main gate was blocking anyone else to enter and Krishna and his wife were disappointed as they thought it might not be possible to see the fortune teller.
‘Who has come?’ Krishna asked a man who was standing away from the crowd with a determined smile on his face.
‘Who has come? Don’t you see who has come?’
‘I mean is there a VIP visiting?’
‘No they haven’t come yet. They might come soon.’
‘Is it our local politician?’
‘Why have you come here?’
‘We came here a month ago and the fortune teller asked us to come today after we did whatever he asked us to do.’
‘What is your problem?
‘But tell me why there is so much crowd? Will we be able to see him today?’
‘Yes, of course you can see him. But I doubt he will talk to you today.’
‘I am disappointed.’
‘You din’t tell me why you came to the fortune teller the last time.’
‘We have a problem.’
‘Everyone has a problem. What’s so big deal?’
‘We just have this one problem. No other problems.’
‘Do you think fortune teller will help you?’
‘Many people think he knows future and he can change it too. I heard many people get over their problems with the help of fortune teller.’
‘What did he tell you to do? Wear a ring? Don’t eat meat. Do some rituals? And what else?’
‘Well,” paused Krishna for a while to see where his wife was and added “we were not supposed to, you know, not supposed to sleep in the night. I mean not together. My wife and I.’
‘I see, because you are doing rituals?’
‘You haven’t told me what’s happening here. I want to meet the fortune teller today. Who is the VIP that is coming?’
‘May be many. I am not sure.’
‘Why do you look so happy?’
‘Because the VIPs are coming.’
‘I better find someone who can help me see the fortune teller,’ said Krishna and was happy to move away from this man who was embarrassing.
But that man stopped Krishna on his way and asked, ‘will you please tell me what is your only problem?’
‘That is none of your business.’
‘I know a better fortune teller hundred miles away from this place. You should visit him.’
‘And you want me to pay money to you for taking us there. I know what kind of a man you are. Stay away. It’s none of your business.’
‘But you can’t visit this fortune teller today. Nor any other day.’
‘Why? I can come tomorrow again. Our house is close by and we can drive tomorrow morning again.’
‘But still you can not meet him tomorrow. Better you meet him today.’
‘You are mad.’
‘You are mad. Don’t you understand? What is your problem? I can help you solve it.’
‘I am going to see the fortune teller now.’
‘Better you do that today or you would never see him again. He is dead.’
‘What?’
‘He was murdered yesterday night.’
Krishna felt as if a thunder had struck him in the head. How can the fortune teller die? How can he be murdered when he knew everyone else’s future.
Krishna knew that that man wasn’t lying. It took him only a minute to survey the surroundings carefully and to understand that, in fact, the fortune teller was dead.
‘Who killed him?’
‘Ask the police. I have no idea.’
‘May be thieves . What happened to his assistant? I mean the short man?’
‘He is not found anywhere. Villagers say, he has murdered the fortune teller and ran away with all his fortune.’
‘I can not believe this. I can not believe this. How can the short man kill his master?’
‘Because the master never knew his future.’
‘But he knew others’ future.’
‘I have no problems if you think so. And what is your problem that the fortune teller was trying to solve?’
‘Well, no use saying it to you now.’
‘Trust me there is a better fortune teller and he is a close friend of mine. He told me to come here today and he told me that this fortune teller was going to be murdered. That’s why I came all the way to see if what he said will happen or not.’
‘And it happened. Yes, that fortune teller is the real one, may be. And this was a fake fortune teller may be.’
‘He was indeed fake. So what’s your problem, will you tell me now?’
‘Of course, yes.’ said Krishna and called his wife.
‘Do you know what happened? I can’t believe,’ said Krishna to his wife.
When she heard the news from Krishna, she fell to the ground crying. More than the death of the fortune teller, she cried because all their effort for thirty days went in vain. And the hope of solving their problem died with the fortune teller.
‘But not to worry, this man here knows a real fortune teller who predicted this fortune teller’s death today.’
‘Then we should go and see him,’ said she without a single thought.
‘Of course, you can go and see him. I will help you. But, will you tell me your problem?’ asked the other man.
Before Krishna said anything, his wife cried out while saying, ‘we are married for twelve years and we don’t have kids.’
The other man could not believe that the fortune teller asked the couple to not have sex. He couldn’t control his laughter and that made our couple angry.
The other man realized that he hurt the feelings of the couple and was quick to apologize.
‘I will take you to the best man who could solve your problem. Come and see me next week, same day,’ said the other man and gave detailed instructions and asked them to wait near a temple.
After a week, Krishna and his wife started on their bike to visit this man with a hope that he would take them to the new fortune teller. In fact, a real fortune teller. They were in a way happy that the old fortune teller was dead.
Krishna stopped his bike exactly near the address that the man gave them.
There wasn’t any temple, instead there was a hospital.
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The idea for this story struck me while I was roaming alone idly in a mall and saw a fortune teller. It was tough to figure out the ending after I wrote the beginning and the middle. I found it tough to balance the tenses too and it was the first time that the tenses were perpetually confusing to me. I hope it kept you interested till the end.
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